You remind me today of a small Mexican Chihuahua.

teen age riot

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Very recently, I stopped smelling like teen spirit. I stopped feeling like I’m living a teenage dream, and getting teenage kicks right through the night. I turned 20 years old.

This is a source of great panic for me. I spend a good portion of every day thinking about everything you’re supposed to do as a teenager in order to have the Ultimate Teenage Experience – sneaking out, going to and having wild parties, drinkin’, shmokin’, fightin’ – and well, I can’t say I’ve done many of them. Teen movies and programmes such as Skins have given us so much to live up to that I can’t imagine a single teenager could ever do it all. When I saw the first couple of adverts for Skins, with all those beautiful half-naked teens lying on top of each other, I just sighed. This is not my life. How can I make this be my life?! But then I remembered that these movies and shows are not an accurate representation of teenage life. Because if they were, I would have a lot more typical-teenage stuff to get done before I turned 20…

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chronic bitchface

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Here’s a situation some of you will identify with. I’m minding my own business, innocently doing what I do, when a family member asks: “Why the long face? Cheer up, it might never happen! Haw!”

Wait, what?

I’m in a perfectly good mood (for once.) I can’t understand what could have inspired this comment. I shrug – after all, the world is an infinitely confusing and mysterious place – but then I catch a glimpse of my reflection. Suddenly all becomes clear. I suffer from chronic bitchface.

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THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH AN UNSHAVED VAGINA. when will the world wake up to this? i’m sick of the constant pressure on women to be plucked and waxed to so-called “perfection”. any refusal to conform and you’re made to feel like your body is substandard or disgusting in some way. everyone needs to grow the fuck up.